tired

i am tired, said sponge.
me too, said breadroll and rubbed jam stains off, perhaps we jump into an axe like block of wood does.

beef

gosh we have a meeting today, said block of wood.
sponge was irresponsive and -ble while counting peas and writing down numbers on a piece of paper. gosh this misery.
yep, said breadroll, wouldn’t want him between my halves.

short

it’ll be a short week, said sponge, i reckon, now i actually think, best thing is i’ll do the old, tried and tested wet-myself-and-have-people-sit-on-me trick.
endless hours of endless fun, block of wood knew to add.
one day i’ll shove a cutlet in my cleft, said breadroll.

doing what

what are we doing here, said sponge.
not much, said breadroll, we just try to get ahead of things. this and that really.
block of wood was a table (impersonated).
yes, said sponge, i think so, too.

semper

what are we doing that for, said block of wood.
we have to, said sponge.
but why, said breadroll.
shut up, said blokk and slapped some butter in breadroll’s face. the tea incident had not been forgotten.

dips

hurry up, said block of wood, the tea is served.
i have bisquits, said sponge.
yes, let’s have tea and bisquits, said block of wood.
and you may as well call them cookies, sponge added.
alas, when they arrived at the table, the tea pot did not look a immaculate as they had expected.
breadroll was floating in it quite obviously.

walk around

the 3 wellknown morning staff were walking down the street.
breadroll: where are we going?
sponge: nowhere.
breadroll: that’s very sad.
block of wood had left his tongue back in the house hence did not contribute when his two mates discussed at length the fact that he had left his tongue back in the house.

marching

block of wood, sponge and breadroll frogmarched around the corner, around, around. this corner, another, that.
we’re nearly there.
where?

right

breadroll is a vegetable.
block of wood was slightly upset about the pattern someone, presumably breadroll, had carved into him.
sponge.
yes.
look at that.
ooh yes, very nice. nice pattern.

© the Book of Sponge and Others.