reasons

because it was breezing in a rather dull way,
because it demanded constant attention,
because it was not quite loved,
because it did not have a work permit the little wind was let go and replaced with vending machine.
it does have nice chocolate in it, said breadroll.
and cake, said block of wood.
a-shut up, said breadroll, won’t you.
wet towels, said sponge.
the bonus is chatterboxed, de nada this year, said silence, what d’you think?.
sponge: mvbvoeh b e.
breadroll: eowtzbfosks xjwpw xi kkrhst ztb xpx dn.
block of wood: caemuo ii amvuyri xl.

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