demanding day

(sometimes demands are thrown at you as if there was no tomorrow aka it came out of fashion; days like this are commonly known as demanding days aka hard days in the office aka cheesus feckin christ whatta day i’m absolutely exhausted)
is there any coffee left, said block of wood.
could you pass me tyhe butter, said breadroll.
should we make more or less demands, said block of wood.
there is no cheese, said breadroll.
so do i, said sponge, if i get a chance.
the sun shone on a sponge, breadroll and a block of wood rocking a chair.

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