adjusting the level

we’ve got issue, said sponge, that need to be addresse; the fat woman, the man, the lack of meeting, this and that, the fat man.
the fat man? block of wood seemed to be confused. the fat man?
yes, said sponge, an issue that needs to be addressed, enveloped and stamped.
in an uneventful life this seemed to be a new low.

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