27 November, 2006 
how easily one forgets, said breadroll, but i do wonder where sponge just might be.
happy, said block of wood.
where i said, said breadroll, not how.
i don’t know, said block of wood.
the Book of Sponge and Others.
annabloom.
friendly wooden contact
terror’s terrible torments
when the soldiers killed the man, said breadroll, he looked like sponge for a second.
that’s a terrible thing to say, said block of wood, he was a young father of three elderlies.
i’m shocked myself, said breadroll.
thank the beetle for being up a tree
there is quietness, said breadroll. we have to get to know each other.
no, said block of wood, i’m sidelined as it is and that’s because of my name. this is a little spring before a long winter. we skip summer. and autumn.
ahh, cheer up, said breadroll. there always has been talk that we might sodomise each other. as in: we. you wouldn’t want to witness or be be drawn into it.
the sum of sponge
where is sponge, said block of would.
not here, said breadroll, that sums it up.
they sulked.
to go to end to terminate
to go, to have went, that is what brekst said, said sponge, herr brekst. i should go and ask the question.
but he doesn’t know it, said breadroll.
maybe i do, said sponge, i am super.
how about the cartoon characters they used on tv to show the offally stuff. pretty awesome. that’s these guys look now from a certain angle.
can termites be terminated
i was thinking about insects lately, said sponge, spiders and stuff.
they’re no insects, said breadroll.
true, said sponge, i wasn’t focused.
and now an announcement
i’ve got something to say, said sponge, but it is nothing that can be said easily.
you better think it through then, said breadroll.
you have a point there, said sponge. i don’t think i have a lot to say for myself.
every bit counts, said breadroll.
no to loiter
we should make a move, really. and tuck our shirts in before we do anything. that’ll be the spirit for today. heads up, said sponge. and socks up. all up, and go. they got up and left. in single file, slowly at first. they walked faster after a while. they made space, they complained. it went on for a while. a funny incident after some walking. it is good that we made a move, got going, were proactive. any management likes to see that, not just ours.
kick a can instead
but we could stop that thing with the offally bombing now, said block of wood. yes, says breadroll and whiles a little bit longer. i wish i could quote a few figures he says, lingers. finally kicks an imaginary can.
terror has made its point once again
they stood for a moment only and then fell but for no glory.
the bomb the took offally.
only one toilet left and they all queued in shock and horror.
traumatised, unable to meet the consultants’ demands.
sponge more or less
where is he, said breadroll, and block of wood said nothing. nothing at all for the entire day.
breadroll spent some time counting spots on the pavement.
for all the breadrolls of offally
the most amazing thing when the bomb blasted were the looks of utter astonishment in these faces of those lifes over right after they started.
but that was just one of many bombs that blasted on top of offally.
we had excellent lunch then in a hotel near the border where they had a bakery attached and a micro brewery.
we and i have a particular view of the world in common
are we second to none you think, said sponge.
no, said breadroll, not we, third maybe or fourth.
even fifth, said sponge. breadroll approved. probably sixth, he said.
that’s not too bad, said sponge.
let’s terminate shall we
utra-violent, said blokk, smash and maim and have moloko.
pheww, said breadroll, that’s as blunt as blitzkrieg and we would try that either.
but do we ever get to kill, blokk wondered, when sponge sparked hope by being very negative again. capital-very. maybe get to take him out, blokk continued wondering.
moods change quickly and soon blokk considered dogs scum of creation for their fowlings.
sell the message to the people relentlessly
and peace and piss, said sponge, in that order.
and if i needed to now, said block of wood.
only violent behaviour can break the order, said sponge. there is no point missing that point.
about body and mind interchange
we receive a lot of letters. some abusive, others insulting, most despiteful. why? we take responsibility, said breadoll. we stand up for things. not too many, but if we were asked … for a fee … just ask.
there’s a letter that was thrown at us:
i hate to confess but i was a crappy junk food addict. i devoured all this traditional trash but just could not stop having genetically modified salads with actually organic tofu in between. this fatal passion ceased when i started course with sponge here and block of wood. oh, gawd, my inclination to eat properly vastly increased, spirits improved and i became the happiest person on the planet 5, cloud 8. 22.53 pounds in 2.31 months. i can tell you now I turned to the happiest person.
we really should comply, said sponge, make a start and let get it done. else we get our knickers in a twist and we all know how unfortunate that is.
i just want us to know that we do have a thing for fat women, said breadroll.
that’s though merely for the sounds, said sponge, fat woman sound nicer than the skinny one.