breadroll closes the drawer while block of wood watches

that’ll be, said breadroll, it. (sharply spoken t, like and explosion).
it, said block of wood, sucks. (spoken as x for an s).

drawers cram and jam

having the presenter as an inflatable object — the only state he could be restored into after the assault — was clearly an advantage at night-time when the studio was to be cleared and the presenter could be tucked away in a drawer but this morning the drawer appeared to be jammed.
i could have guessed when i saw the headline. — i was actually lucking forward to more biting questions, said breadroll.
they are rather queries i think, said block of wood.

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