frog difference

rather than marching the frogs, said blokk, we should pump them full of air and step of them.
effectively burst them, said breadroll.
and what about the mess, said sponge, who’s going to clean that up?
that’s right, said block of wood, didn’t think of that. brutality; not violence.
that’s why i get to write the minutes of the meeting, said sponge, and you don’t.


3 hopeless hopalongs — as usual in a rush, despite the rashers rush spicy pork products cause to sensitive posterior openings — frogmarched down the road.
we’ve been here before, said block of wood.
and as before, said sponge, we should make a new start.
headstart, said breadroll.
whole body, said sponge, whatever. i think it is exciting and i’d like to thank you for sharing this exciting time with me and us. it is so exciting.
it certainly is, said breadroll, and it places us in a good position.
strong position, said block of wood.
strong position, said breadroll.
3 hopeless hopalongs frogmarched down the road, frog frog marchmarch.

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