we receive a lot of letters. some abusive, others insulting, most despiteful. why? we take responsibility, said breadoll. we stand up for things. not too many, but if we were asked … for a fee … just ask.
there’s a letter that was thrown at us:
i hate to confess but i was a crappy junk food addict. i devoured all this traditional trash but just could not stop having genetically modified salads with actually organic tofu in between. this fatal passion ceased when i started course with sponge here and block of wood. oh, gawd, my inclination to eat properly vastly increased, spirits improved and i became the happiest person on the planet 5, cloud 8. 22.53 pounds in 2.31 months. i can tell you now I turned to the happiest person.
we really should comply, said sponge, make a start and let get it done. else we get our knickers in a twist and we all know how unfortunate that is.
i just want us to know that we do have a thing for fat women, said breadroll.
that’s though merely for the sounds, said sponge, fat woman sound nicer than the skinny one.