short dialogue involving contradiction

ahh. here you are, said sponge. i’ve been looking for you.
no you haven’t, said breadroll.
what is there to add, said sponge.

sponge is challenged on his conduct of the storyline but people whose puns involve swaps of letters ay and al are not really experienced in challenging people

that’s like: lame. can we not have a normal story, with a normal setting? no?
no. a normal. as in norman, with an al instead.
i see what you mean. you have a point, and a leg to stand on. phrases. you’ve got to love them.

© the Book of Sponge and Others.