lump’o’lard

it is a lump of an episode today, wet and tough, drags on for eons and a bit.
i don’t know, said sponge; breadroll said nothing and block of wood was absent.

sugar lump

so, we’re off again, said breadroll.
yes, said sponge.
agreed, said block of wood.
approved, said breadroll.
excellent comment, said sponge.
they watched a sugar lump attempting to mount a teaspoon.

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