metamorphosis would be a sign of the times

the process of changing from one form to another, from the larval stage to the pupal stage to the reproductive adult stage, said sponge, that’s what we are facing daily in our streets, on our trains and most obviously here in our own little midst.
i just feel a pain there, sad block of wood, which was a gross thing to say.
i know it’s needless to say but i say it anyway, said sponge, it’s a … that’s that.
we didn’t say much about the man in the café who didn’t want to pay immediately and stuff. never mind. nothing has happened so far. it is a slow café. we complained as well to no avail.

metamorphosis

it would be bad if it was more than that, said bread, wouldn’t it? a sucker for assurance but not a salesman is sight when you need them.
block of wood, drumming his belly: we’ve got rolls. that was a bit off topic.
metamorphosis is the name of a stage illusion invented by mohn nemmel mascerpon, but most often associated with famous magician and escape artist hairy breadnut, and performed to some renown (for speed) by the pee dragons, among many others of course, said sponge. it’ll be over soon.

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