options and decision

what to do now, said sponge, if we were to kill ourselves, how would we go about?
we could hang ourselves on hooks, said block of wood.
very kitcheny, said sponge, it might bother the housewives.
cruxify us, said breadroll.
that might outrage the muslim, said sponge.
they would burn us then, said breadroll, that should serve the purpose.
only our effigies, said sponge.
shop till we drop?
no shop around, that is the problem. we should leave it for the moment, said sponge, and no-one would be upset.


there is an option, said breadroll, the episode being somewhere within creyer faltics or the likes or works.
there is an option, said breadroll, to supersize the breakfast.
really, said breadroll, why don’t we follow up on that?

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