sponge is challenged on his conduct of the storyline but people whose puns involve swaps of letters ay and al are not really experienced in challenging people

that’s like: lame. can we not have a normal story, with a normal setting? no?
no. a normal. as in norman, with an al instead.
i see what you mean. you have a point, and a leg to stand on. phrases. you’ve got to love them.


do we have to have this every day, said breadroll.
suppose we do, said sponge.
every day, said breadroll.
yep, said sponge.
a long pause.
every day, said sponge.
you’re not serious, said breadroll.

now really it

now. that’s really it then, is it, said sponge and smirked.

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