next big thing on screen

i hate to say that ,said sponge, everybody who knows me now that i would not make a lame joke if i didn’t have to, but that’s what i call a big thing on screen. — he points at a squashed flesh fly on the screen. see, i had too.

whiter shade of screen

staring at a white screen, said breadroll, is not funny.
blank screen, said sponge, antracite.
no, said breadroll, white. white screen, sort of greyish or pale magnolia.
you should always switch it off ,said block of wood, before you start staring at it. that’s much healthier.
i heard that too, said sponge but the conversation was over.

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