valueable training our cv to update

computer viruses are like obnoxious party guests, the support guy said and frowned, they show up to your pc attitude unannounced, wreck the joint, and then move the party to our friends, colleagues and important clients’ systems.
bearing this in mind i shall read the incoming mail and spot the innovation in it, said sponge. sort of thing you say. complete feedback form.

silicon value

we are striving towards excellence — centered and focused — however, we should not forget to constantly review ourselves and wait on chairs to be sat on.
and count paper clips, said breadroll.
the plastic ones, said block of wood.
yes, said sponge, count paper clips.
what about populating cells in a spreadsheet, said breadroll.
approved, said sponge.

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