perhaps the obese one the fat woman

it won’t be much of a storyline or disorganised action to be going on, but, said breadroll, perhaps we could pick on the overweight again. they are far to sluggish to get out and burn stooges.
besides, said block of wood, stooges of skinnies wouldn’t make much of a fire.
we love the way a block of wood points out really crucial things. our friends feel the same way. they have the same sense of humour and are otherwise quite similiar, too. and now something almost completelt different:
it won’t be much of a storyline or disorganised action to be going on to, said breadroll.
sponge agreed. nothing to add.

man and woman

offally. of all counties. sounds girlie. and wholesome. like porridge, a girlie thing of a breakfast, said sponge. nothing like the black stuff. with a foamy head in a tiny cup. that’s the spirit that drove europeans to set out and infuse the world with a spirit of blood and bondage.
jawell you’re losing the plot quite a bit, said breadroll, and there’s nothing wrong with porridge actually, it’s british. stop slapping minorities would you.

offally. porridge. oiland. a tendency to slag off minorities is somewhat rather obvious and we tend to apologise appropriately. in the meantime we wish you all the lick necessary to change this very miserable bit of life of you lead and wish all of you a very good morning.

fat woman obviously

nonetheless we want clarity and that’s where the starting title ends.
that’s a bit rude, said sponge, abit abit.
we really have lost her, said breadroll, there’s no way out.

fat lady or woman

whatever happened to the fat lady, breadroll said eventually.
no idea, said sponge, still there perhaps.
who did she want to talk to anyway, said breadroll.
have no idea, said sponge, surely we have a policy for that.
why don’t we just ask her?
very unprofessional. what if you ask and it wasn’t you she’s looking for? you talked to her without her wanting to talk to you.
that would not be good.
not good no.
a matter of policy.
that’s done.

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